Cat Slicer
HOW TO PLAY: MOUSE TO CONTROL PAW ELEVATION SPACEBAR TO SWING [IF YOU DIE TO A BOMB, YOU MAY NEED TO RELOAD THE PAGE]
!!!!!!!!!!!FULLSCREEN THE GAME IF PLAYING ON BROWSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You have to play in 4;3 ratio for it to look right.
THE MOST ANTICIPATED GAME OF OCTOBER NOVEMBER EVER 2024
Get ready for an adventure because this game will BLOW your WHISKERS off. Get READY for TWO WHOLE MINUTES of MILDLY HEART RATE INCREASING ACTION with:
CAT////SLICER
That’s right! The brilliant minds of AAA studio EVIL GOBLIN PRODUCTIONS™, the studio behind industry legends such as Sleeping Cats™, Spores: Abyssal Adventures™, and Back at The Barnyard: Slop Bucket Games™ for the Nintendo™ DS™, have come together yet again to deliver you ANOTHER INDUSTRY SHAKING BANGER in the form of CAT SLICER, an experience that is GUARANTEED to entertain you for ANYWHERE BETWEEN TEN TO THIRTY MINUTES depending on HOW FAST YOU GET BORED.
THIS ISN’T YOUR GRANDMAMA’S FRUIT NINJA CLONE
No, sir! In CAT SLICER, you take the role of OUR SOUND ENGINEER’S CAT, LULU, as she WREAKS HAVOC upon various household objects and furniture. Slice pots, glasses, and definitely dead mice that absolutely do not violate the game jam’s no nsfw/disturbing imagery rule, as you avoid bombs, bomb decoys, and the existential horror of no fish :(. HOWEVER, you only have control of how high the paw can move and when to swing your stinky smelly putrid little claws towards your targets. Your paw always has collison at all times: while idling, during the front swing, and during the backswing, so be sure to watch your positioning, lest you DETONATE YOURSELF INTO THE INKY CONFINES OF COLD OBLIVION. You can’t play too safe though; let an object drop unscathed, and you will LOSE A DELECTABLE FISHY, leaving LuLu MILDLY SAD. Lose three fishies, and the game ends!
REVIEWS FROM SATISFIED PLAYERS:
Saint “Strange” Fisher: “Good game, I like playing it on my phone while on heists” [GAME NOT AVAILABLE ON MOBILE]
IGM: “Easy 9.8/10. Incredible graphics, monumental music, and a story that will make you cry. This is one to be remembered for years to come. Too much water though.”
Toddathan Huebert: “The game looks unbelievable. When Evil Goblin Productions said they were doing a remaster of Cat Slicer, I thought it was just minor HD enhancements. No, they're actually remaking this gem from scratch. The game looks entirely different, and it's going to be amazing to replay it. Evil Goblin Productions knows what they're doing. Their marketing tactics are stellar. Instead of announcing Back at The Barnyard: Slop Bucket Games 2™ for the Nintendo™ Switch™ right away, they decided to reflect back on what had already worked for them in the past. And I am definitely going to buy Cat Slicer. I mean, if you love epic fruit ninja clones like this, why wouldn't you? Cat Slicer is going to feel like a fresh new game. I'll go as far as to say that the Cat Slicer has the potential to become one of the very best games of this gen. Cat Slicer gains new fans every day, and it's a timeless experience. Thank you LuLu. And thanks Evil Goblin Productions for the game, nay, experience.”
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Updated | 4 hours ago |
Published | 1 day ago |
Status | In development |
Platforms | HTML5, Windows, macOS, Linux |
Author | Sake |
Made with | Unity |
Tags | Arcade, Cats, felines, Game Jam, My First Game Jam, paws, Point & Click, scratchy, Slice Of Life, spacebar |
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A game made with a lot of passion.
I wonderful little gem.
I am taking notes for no particular reason.